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Angry Birds Dress

It's not just a game, it's a lifestyle!
I think this is going to be the must-have gift of the season.

. . . Jumojn tells us that as part of the Independence Day celebration for Finland today (December 6th), the Teija Vester wife of Peter Vester (Rovio’s CEO, Creator of the spectacularly popular Angry Birds) wore an Angry Birds dress. Very tastefully done – designed by Katri  Niskanen. Fellow fashion designer Justin Niskanen said the result was “ result is a stylish and elegant”.

via mynokiablog.com

Bully - White House Edition

New from Politically Correct (PC) Games: Bully - White House Edition.  Start out as lowly White House spokesman Robert "Gibsy" Gibbs and work your way through the staff unlocking newer and more powerful characters as you go.  

Earn the right to play as:

• David "Hatchet-job" Axelrod
• Anita "I'm Not" Dunn
• Rahm "Rammy" Emmanuel
• and ultimately Barack "Big B.O." Obama

Bully your way around the beltway by:

• Kicking the President's dog
• Taking candy from the first children
• Insulting taxpayers
• Investigating Humana
• Denigrating the U.S. Chamber of Commerce
• and Assaulting Fox News

Stir up twice the trouble in new 2 player co-op mode.  Together, you and a friend can paint the Capitol red.

Future download-able updates include online co-op play.  Team up with other bullies worldwide like Mahmoud Ahmadinejihad, Momar Quadaffy,  and Hugo "Villain-zuala" Chavez.  (Download-able content due January 2010)

Click for larger image. Inspired by Bully - Scholarship Edition

If you liked Barack Star, you will love Bully - White House Edition.

Failed Business Ideas: Poo Tycoon

After watching his young son play Microsoft's Zoo Tycoon, Squiggy Loginpants, owner of a small port-o-pot service, decided to squeeze into the video game industry.  His niche, a portable toilet simulation game.  Apparently, most people are not as enthralled with the waste management industry as he.  Not even his son would play it because, in his words, "It stinks."

Poo Tycoon:  Start your career as a janitor and work your way up to cleaning up the city.  Take no crap from your rivals, rather, wipe them up and flush them away.  Build your empire from the refuse of others.  He who controls the poo, controls the city!  

Rated E for Excrement

You Can Live the Obama Dream

Freshman Senator Barack Obama has made quite a name for himself.  Although anyone can run for president, he as run an outstanding campaign.  He has energized the youth vote in a way no other candidate has for years.  He secured the endorsement of high profile politicians and people of great influence like Oprah Winfrey. 

Truly, he is living the American Dream.  Even his wife is proud of America.

Do you find yourself caught up in the Obama craze?  Do you wish you could step into his shoes and live the dream yourself?  Pretty soon you will be able to, if you own an XBOX 360.  Coming April 1st, from Mockazine productions, you can be a Barack Star!

Rated "D" for Democrat

Photo Credits:  Barack Obama, Guitar Hero, XBox logo

XBOX Haiku

Dead Or Alive 4

I had guests at my house this weekend and we brought out, old but good Dead or Alive 4.  Playing the game inspired the poet in me.  Of course, it's a Japanese game, so Haiku seemed most appropriate.

Girl fight on T.V.

Hear them yell and loudly scream

Yes, she does kick high