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Sexual Assault Prevention Tips

I think we can all benefit from these helpful tips.  Special thanks to Colleen Jameson for thinking through these important scenarios.

 

 

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!- Author Colleen Jameson

1.   Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.

2.   When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3.   If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4.   NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5.   If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!

6.   Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7.   USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8.   Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain    the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault         them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a       sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9.   Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

And, ALWAYS REMEMBER: if you didn’t ask permission and then respect the answer the first time, you are committing a crime- no matter how “into it” others appear to be.

Or you can click on either of these links to find out more:

      Realities about Sexual Violence                About Sexual Violence

 

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AssaTone Fitness System

While cleaning out a storage area, I saw a container of Acetone and it got me thinking . . .

 

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On Teaching Gun Safety

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TSA is not Looking for a Relationship

Update:  SNL skit on TSA:  It's our business to touch your business

 

McNuggets

Who says they aren't made from real chicken parts?

Ca-looni-fornia

I have heard a lot of insanity coming from California, but what I heard last week takes the cake, or at least the frosting.

 
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Back in 2008, California legislators drafted a law to partially ban trans-fats. The law, as it was written, go into effect in January of 2010 and would enforce this ban on restaurants first, then bakeries. Ironically, it would not apply to public schools. Take a moment to dwell on this point; the California government imposed a ban in privately owned restaurants that it did not impose in government run school cafeterias. It seems to me that they should first impose bans in their own food service before harassing private entities.

The blatant overreach of this law addressed the following year. In 2009, the legislature imposed the ban on school cafeterias.

Trans-fats, also known as partially hydrogenated oils, have been linked to a number of health problems, most notably raising "bad" cholesterol.  The science is pretty well established--certainly more so than global warming hysteria.  

That being said, I don't need bureaucrats to plan my diet if they can not even plan a balanced budget--and California is particularly bad at balancing budgets.   Recent Nanny-state intrusions like bans on smoking are being made with supposed good intentions but at some point, we must recognized that we, individuals, are best suited to manage our health, careers, families, and lives in general.  Otherwise, we will get more proposed legislation like the we saw in May of 2009 to attempt to ban "black cars."

If the government wants to discourage trans-fats, smoking, drinking, and black cars, let them start education campaigns and PSAs, but they don't need to start a new prohibition era.