Let me be clear up front: Mockazine respects a mother's right to decide when she wants to ween her baby. Mockazine also respects the notion that private things should remain private.
That said, Time Magazine took an intensly intimate and personal activity and turned it into a salacious magazine cover. Bad move for Time, good move for Mockazine. I foresee a very popular meme featuring little Sucklebert attached to all kinds of strange objects.
If you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person you just broke up with.
A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."