"It is ironic that J-Lo would call Palin “la cabrona” when it is Lopez who has developed a well publicized reputation for being the ultimate b-word celebrity diva. J-Lo’s b-word temper is well known... The Latina entertainer routinely harasses everyone around her and likes 'to roll' with a large entourage everywhere she goes."
Did you hear about Jennifer Lopez? Apparently while hosting the George Lopez talk-show, she decided to shoot her mouth off about former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Jennifer, I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Jennifer "Moose" Lopez, do you really want to challenge the Sarracuda?
Jennifer LopezSarah Palin
Shoots her mouth-offShoots a rifle Followed by an entourageFollowed by the Tea Partiers Known for her big buttKnown for her big state Can't actDoesn't act TrashyClassy Relates to HollywoodRelates to real people Nominated for industry awards Nominated for Vice President of US
No, J-Loser, I wouldn't challenge Sarah Palin. I don't think you stand a chance.
Michael Jackson has announced his final tour (again). "This is it," he said repeatedly. The surprise of the tour is almost as shocking as Michael's other revelation. . . this is it for plastic surgery as well. Just before the beginning of the tour in July, Michael will unveil that he finally has the body of Cher. See it here first as he practices Cher's grammy winning pose:
Touring with him will be child singing sensations: Billy Gilman, Declan Galbraith, Connie Talbot, and Bill Kaulitz.
They will be singing a compilation of favorite hymns like, "He Touched Me" and "Come, sinner, come." He will also present newly remixed medleys of MJ favorites like "Beat it-Billy Jean", "Bad-Man in the mirror", "You are not alone-In the closet", and "Dirty Diana-Why you wanna trip on me."
Based on the smash hit campaign of Newt Gingrich and the song of the same name by Aaron Tippin, Drill Here, Drill Now - the Musical, will hit theaters this fall. The story follows the plight of a Palin-esque, small town American woman who has the audacity to go against cutural mores and buy a tank of gas for her SUV so she can go hunting. Along the way, she encounters a conservative looking for a heart, a liberal looking for a brain, and a preacher looking for courage. Together, they decide to go to Arizona to speak to the wizard of AZ, an fatherly man known for his courage, heart, and brain. With his help, they will fight Pelosia, the wicked witch of the West Coast, free the country's oil, and make it legal to "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less."
Hold your breath as they cross the Obama Poppy Fields. Cringe in your seat when they flee from the winged Tree-Huggers. Drill Here, Drill Now - the Musical is coming to theaters near you in the fall of 2008.
Image credits: Sara Palin from patriotroom.com, Newt Gingrich from SavetheGOP.com, Pelosi from Moonbattery.com, McCain from declareyourselfnow.blogspot.com, and Mama Mia poster from nyc-tkts.com