Attempting to combine two pop culture icons, Patty Bunson approached agents for Michael Jackson and Burger King with an idea for a new take on the classic soda shop: King of Pop. She hoped to capitalize on MJ's love of children and Burger King's new, cutting edge advertising. Unfortunately, one of the parties refused her idea outright and the King of Pop soda shop never took off.
After watching his young son play Microsoft's Zoo Tycoon, Squiggy Loginpants, owner of a small port-o-pot service, decided to squeeze into the video game industry. His niche, a portable toilet simulation game. Apparently, most people are not as enthralled with the waste management industry as he. Not even his son would play it because, in his words, "It stinks."
Poo Tycoon: Start your career as a janitor and work your way up to cleaning up the city. Take no crap from your rivals, rather, wipe them up and flush them away. Build your empire from the refuse of others. He who controls the poo, controls the city!
Invented in late 1996 by Michaelangelo Jackson, a father of young children, the Booty-Call footwear location system was the perfect solution to an every morning problem. Booty-Call was supposed to make the job of parenting easier, but someone else branded the name first.
Do you have a toddler, young child, teenager, or elderly parent? Do you dread helping your child get dressed in the morning because you can't find his shoes? If so, you need Booty-Call, the lost shoe finding system. Attach the Booty-Call speaker to your child's shoes and keep the remote locator in a safe place. When you child can't find his shoes, simply activate the remote and follow the annoying whine to the missing footwear.
Following the raging success of the PediPaws pet nail trimmer, intrepid inventor Ben Smoother, launched his revolutionary foot-smoothing device, the Ped-O-File foot care system. Shaped like his wife's foot, but covered in a fine grating surface, the Ped-O-File gently removes dead skin leaving baby-soft smooth feet. Bright colors, great results, and a nice price all but guaranteed the Ben would be a rich man. The name was "iffy", but it was the catch phrase that precipitated the failure of this device and the eventual success of the knock-off, Ped-Egg, much like the famous tragedy of Otto Titzling.
Ped-O-File foot care system, the fastest way to that "kid-soft touch."
Do you suffer from rough, scaly feet? Does your partner ask you to take off your shoes when you come to bed? You should try the Ped-O-File foot care system, the fastest way to that "kid-soft touch." Our patented fine grating system gently removes dead skin cells from the feet leaving them soft and smooth without damaging your skin or nerves. Ped-O-File is only $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Order now and get a free cheese grater.