Competing for green technology of the year, we have hybrid cars (gas and battery powered vehicles) and hybrid fuels (gas and corn ethanol). Hybrids truly are the rage. Todays standard is "multifunctional".
In the spirit of hybridization, we have the Today's Spongebob. This modern marvel entertains the children and prevents pregnancy. Just what the busy 21st Century parent needs.
The Today Spongebob. When the time is right, you can say, "I'm Ready!"
Have you seen the CBS Public Service Announcement about the upsurge in Aids and the elderly? If not, click here.
Apparently this is a serious problem. So serious that Hector Elizondo encourages us, the viewership, to talk to our parents and grandparents about sex.
Is there really an epidemic of elderly fornication? Should I sit grandpa down for "that talk"? It might start off something like, "Now grandpa, I know that you and Mrs. Simmons aren't worried about pregnancy, but you should still protect yourselves from disease." But where do you go from there? Imagine talking to your elderly parents and grandparents about your preferred brand or style of condom. Maybe they don't know how these new fangled "female condoms" work and you should explain it. Doesn't the local community center or retirement facility have a class for this?
Rest easy, a simple gift subscription to Senior Prom magazine will answer all those questions for your older relative who feels young at heart. Although you may have to read it out loud, you don't have to worry about any dirty pictures because most of the readership can't see so well anyway: )
Photo taken by Mary R. Vogt and found at MorgueFile
