A truck carrying President Barack Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.
Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that about $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.
Was the TOTUS stolen or did it escape of its own free will?
Did the president cry?
If TOTUS had not been recovered, would the economy have recovered? Would the president have written a country music song lamenting his loss?