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SUCCEED Blog: A collection of the world's most epic, awesome, mind blowing Succeeds.

via succeedblog.org

If Failblog.org is funny, Succeedblog.org is funny and inspirational. Who can't use fun and inspiration?

Click the link, you have to check it out.

Police Sketch Fail

This video was posted last week on Failblog.org.  Apparently Mexican police are suffering from a recession too.  They have cut cost by hiring elementary school kids as police sketch artists.

Yubz Talk Retro Cell Phone Handset

via www.yubztalkusa.com

Sometimes it's hard to match the right gift to a person. If you are looking for something unique, how about a retro cell phone handset?

When you consider that research is once again showing cancer risks associated with cell phones and bluetooth headsets, a wired handset is smart and healthy idea.

Mockazine.com is not affiliated with and is not paid to advertise Yubz Talk Cell Phone Handsets.

Monty Python's Crunchy Frog

One of my favorite skits from Monty Python's Flying Circus is Crunchy Frog.  I first heard this skit on a friends Monty Python album.  I was pleased find the video clip on YouTube.

Watch it today before Thanksgiving Dinner so you won't overeat.

Mary Landrieu and the LA Purchase 2009

Last weekend, the Senate voted on cloture for the Senate version of health care reform, Harry-Care.  On principle, enough Democrats and Independents were willing to hold out and stop the bill at cloture.  During the day before the vote, the final two Senator gave in and Harry Reid got his votes.

One of the final two Senators was Mary Landrieu from my home state of Louisiana.  Not surprisingly, she sold out.  She admitted that she was given a $300 million bribe to her state if she would allow cloture.  By selling her vote for political favors, she has lost the respect of millions of Americans whose tax money will be confiscated to pay her bribe.  Many bloggers are calling her a prostitute.

 

Mockazine sees a striking coincidence.  This week, Mattel toys made news with their new "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken."  The new Ken doll looks like a creepy old pedophile looking for his next victim.  What does this have to do with Landrieu?  A lot.  The way Mockazine sees it, Landrieu is the feckless little girl and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is the creepy old man.

 

Sugar Daddy Harry Reid says, "Sugar Daddy likes when you

say yes to cloture.  Now, will you go all-the-way with my bill?"

 

What's Wrong With This Ad?

What's wrong with this ad?

The above ad was not photoshopped or altered in any way.  I saw it on a website today and did a screen grab.

After reflecting on the image, I came of with the following thoughts:

1.  Obama asks moms to return to school -- beauty school.
2.  No wonder the stimulus is failing, we are using it to pay only extremely hairy women to get an education.
3.  This explains the concept of a burka.

Breakdancing

It's Thanksgiving week and I am taking it easy.  To keep you entertained, I have found some funny videos from YouTube.

This Thanksgiving, when you are trying to work off your turkey day overeating, try to stay ON the treadmill.