After watching his young son play Microsoft's Zoo Tycoon, Squiggy Loginpants, owner of a small port-o-pot service, decided to squeeze into the video game industry. His niche, a portable toilet simulation game. Apparently, most people are not as enthralled with the waste management industry as he. Not even his son would play it because, in his words, "It stinks."
Poo Tycoon: Start your career as a janitor and work your way up to cleaning up the city. Take no crap from your rivals, rather, wipe them up and flush them away. Build your empire from the refuse of others. He who controls the poo, controls the city!
Rated E for Excrement