Imagine my surprise when I read my news feed today and saw that one church denomination has determined it is there moral responsibility to hand our condoms at places of worship.
As a means of fighting the spread of aids, the United Church of Christ (UCC) sees condom distribution as a "must". Thank goodness they aren't bogged down by the whole "abstinence" thing that plagues public school systems in cities like Washington D.C. While lesser churches are focused on archaic concepts like "righteousness" and "moral purity", this church takes a more progressive stance. Returning to it's first century roots, the UCC is apparently trying to recreate the roman temples to Aphrodite. Pretty soon, instead of just giving away condoms, they will be showing people how to use them. Before you know it, "church pot-luck" will take on a whole new meaning.